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Friday, November 20, 2009

What to do at Thanksgiving - Friday Funny

This is a reprint from last year....but it is still worth the chuckle.
1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.

2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.

3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the regular TV.

4. Invite a friend that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.

5. During mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing."
Happy Friday! - Don


Faith Jackson said...

I am laughing out loud and my officemates are wondering what is going on. These are hilarious, especially about the football game. Great idea for a practical joke, as long as it's not on someone who would get mad!

Don Crane said...

I love the expiration date on the turkey! Thanks and more to come.

IzzyBeth said...

These are great!!

Tara said...

I plan to say that I'm thankful I didn't get caught! That's hilarious and sure to drive my family crazy with curiosity. :)