It’s All About Priorities!
I heard about a farmer who called
the office of the church asking to see “The Head Hog at the trough.”
The receptionist said, “Sir, if
you’re talking about our Minster, you may call him Evangelist or Minister, but
I don’t think it would be proper to refer to him as the “head Hog at the
trough.’”
“Well, all right,” the farmer said.
“I just sold a few sows and was going to donate ten thousand dollars to the
building fund, so I was hopping to catch him.”
“Oh, just a minute, sir.” The
receptionist said, “I think the big pig just walked in!”
It’s All About Priorities!
A
woman was sitting next to an empty seat at the Super Bowl stadium. A man asked
the woman about it. The woman explained, “It was my husband’s…but he died and I
offered it to the family.” The man said to her, “I’m surprised that another
relative or friend didn’t jump at the chance to take his seat.” She answered,
“I don’t understand it either. But, they all decided on going to his funeral
instead.”
It’s All About Priorities!
A
farmer in New Mexico ran this classified ad in the Quay County Sun: “Farmer
with 160 irrigated acres wants marriage-minded woman with a tractor. When
replying, please send picture of the tractor.” [AP release, June 1978,
Tucumcari, New Mexico]
It’s All About Priorities!
A
group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two’s for the day. That
night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of a 200
pound deer. The other hunters asked, “Where’s Bob?” The lone man said, “Oh, he
had a stroke of some kind, he’s a couple of miles back up the trail.” The other
hunters were shocked and asked why he left Bob laying there to carry the deer
instead. “It was a tough call,” the hunter said, “but I figured no one was
going to steal Bob.”
It’s All About Priorities!
God desire for His followers to
strategically and intentionally schedule our priorities or our priorities will
schedule us. God’s priority is that we are in sync with Him and His Priorities.
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